HEAT BEAT R3000

The year is 2524. All we have left is analogue solutions for analogue problems. Let us introduce you to the Heat Beat R3000. Designed to keep your core body temperature below human melting point. The rare joy of water, available now in a solid state. 

A beautiful boxy t-shirt designed to perfection. Wide enough to fall straight over your waist. Just long enough to show off your boxers when you put your hands on your head. 

Buy your usual size. 

The Detail: 

Screen print that sits within the fabric so it's won't crack or crumble under pressure. 

Taped shoulders for durability.

Timeless fit - we've worked with our manufacturer for over a decade. 

170 GSM

100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton. 

Care instructions: 

Iron to maintain fabric quality.

Cold wash if it's not that dirty. 30 degree wash if it is.

Use fabric softener. 

Remove when eating spaghetti.